vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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aseaofquotes:

David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

aseaofquotes:

David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

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Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.
John Green (via valley-child)

(Source: likeafieldmouse)

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thHIS WAS HTE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED ON MY DASH AND I REFUSE STO LET  IT GET SO LITTLE AMOUNT OF NOTES

thHIS WAS HTE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED ON MY DASH AND I REFUSE STO LET  IT GET SO LITTLE AMOUNT OF NOTES

(Source: dekomoron-archive)

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wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

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basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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cristinahazard:

tinynoose:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

ok

I CAN’T

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